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As Told By Ellie  |  SKU: P8060S

You Only Knew Half of It Father's Day Card

Regular price $5.50

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Front: "Happy Father's Day, Dad! I'm sorry about all of the stupid shit I did when I was younger but, the good news is, you only know about half of it!"

Inside: blank

  • A2 card size (4.25in x 5.5in)
  • 100 lb Lynx cover uncoated cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope
  • Card + envelope wrapped in cello sleeve

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