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Whale & Bird  |  SKU: P4105S

What Do the Scales Say Greeting Card

$4.50

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A pair of rabbits in smart outfits gather in a bathroom on this greeting card design, with one stepping cautiously on a set of scales while the other looks on. Charming and curious turns cheeky and rude with the addition of the caption on the white border, which shares the couple’s conversation, “What do the scales say?” she asks, receiving the reply “Well the little dial has spun all the way round to ‘none of your f*ckin business Brenda’...” Rude! This hilarious greeting card makes a memorable gift for all sorts of occasions - simply add a personal message to the blank inside to make it a rude birthday card, naughty anniversary card or cheeky wedding card. The design is printed onto luxurious paper stock sourced from FSC-certified forests.
Features: Blank inside for a personal message

Size: 148 x 148mm

Stock: luxurious FSC-certified board

Envelope: recycled brown kraft envelope

Packaging: recyclable paper eco band

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Whale & Bird

What Do the Scales Say Greeting Card

$4.50

A pair of rabbits in smart outfits gather in a bathroom on this greeting card design, with one stepping cautiously on a set of scales while the other looks on. Charming and curious turns cheeky and rude with the addition of the caption on the white border, which shares the couple’s conversation, “What do the scales say?” she asks, receiving the reply “Well the little dial has spun all the way round to ‘none of your f*ckin business Brenda’...” Rude! This hilarious greeting card makes a memorable gift for all sorts of occasions - simply add a personal message to the blank inside to make it a rude birthday card, naughty anniversary card or cheeky wedding card. The design is printed onto luxurious paper stock sourced from FSC-certified forests.
Features: Blank inside for a personal message

Size: 148 x 148mm

Stock: luxurious FSC-certified board

Envelope: recycled brown kraft envelope

Packaging: recyclable paper eco band

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