{"product_id":"not-dead-yet-funny-birthday-card-sailor","title":"Not Dead Yet Sailor Birthday Card","description":"Hey look! You made it another year! Neat! A fun birthday card for the grizzled old sailors in your life....like your best friend who just turned 40, your husband who makes a lot of weird noises when he bends down to pick things up or your mom who parties harder than anyone you know. Features a happy sailor who is puffing on a pipe and totally unbothered by getting older. A funny celebration of life for anyone who appreciates some dark humor with their birthday cake.\n\nSize A2 card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\". Comes with an envelope and a protective cello sleeve. Blank inside.\n\nCopyright The Coin Laundry","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43330116190291,"sku":"P12461S","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/0803\/5667\/files\/cd43af247f51af4214ca3b6f609c83919c9990d0f7cc2a87dd0f2c8824be0d2c.jpg?v=1765136473","url":"https:\/\/trlymdly.com\/products\/not-dead-yet-funny-birthday-card-sailor","provider":"Truly Madly Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}