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The Coin Laundry  |  SKU: P12462S

Happy Birthday Asshole Funny Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Wish someone a happy birthday in a sarcastically sweet way with this Happy Birthday Asshole card. Featuring a funny, retro-inspired design of cute flowers, this card is sure to amuse and surprise any lucky recipient! Who says you can't say it with flowers? Let them know what they really are in a funny, light-hearted way. You know you want to… Send it! Did you know even assholes have birthdays? It's true. Get this card for the asshole in your life...your dentist, your weird uncle, your bestie with a good sense of humor, that neighbor who is probably stealing your wifi...you might need to buy these in bulk. Funny vintage style card with a peaceful scene of flowers and a creek that even an asshole couldn't ruin. Size A2 card measures 4.75"x5.5" come with an envelope and protective cello sleeve. Copyright The Coin Laundry

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