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Whale & Bird  |  SKU: P4108S

Fine Dining Greeting Card

$4.50

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On this funny greeting card, a couple of beautifully-dressed rabbits share a meal in a fancy restaurant, gazing down at the tiny portions on their plates and starting to complain to each other just as the waiter arrives. The conversation between the three rabbits is revealed in the white border as the greeting card caption, which reads: "This 'fine dining' is an absolute joke. We've just spent a small fortune on a meal that would fit on a f*cking postage stamp.” “Evening sir and madam, how is your meal? “Gorgeous thank you. Just perfect..." Looks like someone’s stopping for pizza on the way home!

This funny Valentine’s Day card or love card is a memorable gift for any romantic occasion, especially for that certain someone who prefers quantity over quality when it comes to food.

  • Features: Blank inside for a personal message
  • Size: 105 x 148mm
  • Stock: luxurious FSC-certified board
  • Envelope: recycled brown kraft envelope
  • Packaging: recyclable paper eco band

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Whale & Bird

Fine Dining Greeting Card

$4.50

On this funny greeting card, a couple of beautifully-dressed rabbits share a meal in a fancy restaurant, gazing down at the tiny portions on their plates and starting to complain to each other just as the waiter arrives. The conversation between the three rabbits is revealed in the white border as the greeting card caption, which reads: "This 'fine dining' is an absolute joke. We've just spent a small fortune on a meal that would fit on a f*cking postage stamp.” “Evening sir and madam, how is your meal? “Gorgeous thank you. Just perfect..." Looks like someone’s stopping for pizza on the way home!

This funny Valentine’s Day card or love card is a memorable gift for any romantic occasion, especially for that certain someone who prefers quantity over quality when it comes to food.

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