Offensive Pens
Offensive Pens is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Local pickup available. Free shipping for purchases of $50+, flat rate of $9.99 for orders below $50.
Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.
Phrases include:
- That's Not My Job
- Per My Last Email
- I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
- This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
- Oh, For Fucks Sake
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