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Milktoast Brands  |  SKU: P2344S

Offensive Pens

$12.00

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Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.

Phrases include:

  • That's Not My Job
  • Per My Last Email
  • I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
  • This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
  • Oh, For Fucks Sake

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Milktoast Brands

Offensive Pens

$12.00

Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.

Phrases include:

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