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Santa's Coming To Town Christmas Card

$6.00

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Santa's Coming To Town... (Lock your Doors) Googly Eye Christmas Greeting Card

But heads up... Santa had a little too much downtime during Covid lockdowns. Over these past few years he's developed some "theories"... namely, about the Ninth planet of Nibiru and what Prince Charles was hiding in that secret Nazi UFO base in Antarctica and some serious doubts about the reality of birds and... you get the point. It's best to just ignore him until Mrs. Claus has had a chance to settle him down.

  • Inside Message: "Santa's coming to town, and this year he's got some "theories". Merry Christmas! (lock your doors)
  • Standard A6 card size, 4.5" x 6.25" folded
  • Printed digitally on 100# cardstock that is 10% Post-Consumer-Waste and FSC Certified
  • Googly eyes hand-glued
  • Includes 1 kraft envelope, blank
  • Individual cards come wrapped in a commercially compostable cellophane pouch

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Shut Up Telescope

Santa's Coming To Town Christmas Card

$6.00

Santa's Coming To Town... (Lock your Doors) Googly Eye Christmas Greeting Card

But heads up... Santa had a little too much downtime during Covid lockdowns. Over these past few years he's developed some "theories"... namely, about the Ninth planet of Nibiru and what Prince Charles was hiding in that secret Nazi UFO base in Antarctica and some serious doubts about the reality of birds and... you get the point. It's best to just ignore him until Mrs. Claus has had a chance to settle him down.

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